Sitting by a "Quoting" Person by: Carissa M

Have you ever had someone you sit by tell you they want two hedgehogs to wrap in little scarves? Or tell you they are burdened with glorious purposes? Well believe it or not as weird as it sounds the person who sits next to me in Social Studies and English has told me these things. Lucky for you I have written down a list of some pretty weird things she said and I will tell you some of them. 

1. “My feet are like little baby seals popping out of ice!” She was kicking her feet out of the table from the side. Also I was writing and somebody heard her and looked at her like she was a psychopathic maniac. I was pretty confused though before I started laughing! 

2. “Oh look my mystical friend Doyle is laughing at your ignorance.” She had said that because I had asked who Spike was (FYI never ask Stella that question she justs laughs at you……). After I asked she started laughing a really scary laugh. Then she wouldn’t talk to me for TEN minutes!  

3. “John is a hedgehog” I actually had no idea what she was talking about (to this day I seriously still don’t know what that meant) I asked what she was talking about and as she slowly walked away she said “look it up, why don’t you?” Two other girls wouldn’t tell me what it meant either! 

4. “ I come from old country then move to new country, in old country i had goat but in new country, very illegal to have goat as pet.” She said it in a so called “New Zealand accent” (to her). I was walking down the hall and she ran after me to say that! Also people in the hall looked at her scared. 

5. “How dare you attack the son of Oden?!” I was just sitting there when she decided to yell at me. She said she said that because she was in an emotional state because one of her favorite characters in a show had died and it was dead silent when she yelled that.  

So I guess to you, this is really weird right? Well for me this is simply everyday life with Stella. I am 100 percent sure that there will be a lot more “amazing” quotes from Stella but nobody knows for sure what they will be. For now? I will just have to go look up the things she said that I don’t understand……..