This is an extreme sport, it takes years and years of training and experience. Some are born with that fire in their eye, others have to earn it. The following list points out the best places to nap.
1. Bed
A traditional, comfy, clean place. Elevated from the floor you can put your body into the silky smooth warm habitat. A king or queen size is about right for me not too soft but not too stiff. So I ask myself, do I like MY bed? (just watch out for bed bugs, predator number 3 of the sleeping world). If you want to go pro start with a bed.
2. Sectional
Ah the wide open spaces, the rolling butt grooves, the the lush blankets. I am talking about my sectional, a place of freedom and peace. You can watch tv while you plunge into a nap, read that book that I want to read to act classy, eat and go into a food coma. An excellent place for experienced sleepers.
3. Floor
SDS: stop, drop, and sleep. The floor is a novice sleepers playground - simple and convenient, yes but sorta clean. In my house it's fine, but at the mall or that really comfortable corner at Barnes & Noble it's quite dirty. So be warned, even though it is fast, it is also grubby.
4. The Lawn
Feel like going natural, then try the lawn, a nice and natural sleeping environment. Just don’t sleep outside in the winter since you may get cold. The grass provides a furry carpet and the sun is your heat lamp.
5. School
Even for pro sleepers school is a challenge since prowling teachers are constantly looking for any chance to embarrass you. School is a great place to catch up on Zzz's, just beware of teachers. ESPECIALLY DON’T FALL ASLEEP IN MR. KJ’S CLASS.
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